The History of Jackson McGee and Allison Dupree

Ol' Jackson McGee
bald and toothless
with a skinny willy,
a peg leg,
one steel eye,
a dog named Duke,
and a big ugly mama
with chicken legs
straight from the jailhouse
happy as can be
this is the history
of ugly Jackson McGee
and skinny Allison Dupree
with washboard ribs,
sugar lips
and seven white teeth,
killer legs
and gumbo hips
freshly squeezed into perfection
"What's your name?"
said Jackson McGee
to Allison Dupree
strong in spirit
she said, "Come bad boy,
discover the rhythm,
experience the award winning kiss
of Allison Dupree.
When I kiss your soul
your body will be free."
And that's the history
of Jackson and Allison McGee